Pint sized party animals, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Boozy Burros
Meet The Boozy Burros
Ready to spice up your event with a touch of burro magic? Let us bring our tiny four-legged friends to your special day - they're sure to trot their way into your heart! Get ready for an unforgettable experience that your guests will be talking about for years to come.
Our burros are not only cute but also expert partygoers. They'll serve up drinks and charm your attendees with their delightful presence. Don't settle for ordinary, choose boozy burros and make your celebration extraordinary!
Princess Peach
Loves
Thor
Strawberry
Tolerates
Casper
Marching in style, these pint-sized wonders will elevate your event to unforgettable levels!
Picture this: a line of charming burros waltzing into your wedding venue, their tiny hooves clopping in rhythm with your heartbeat. Suddenly, your special day transforms into a whimsical wonderland!
No need to stress about impressing anyone - let your burros do the talking. While there are infinite ways to elevate an event, nothing quite compares to the magic of our boozy burros.
How much does it cost to party with these bad asses?
Priced at $975 for two adorable burros or $875 for one, each rental comes with the services of a dedicated handler. These exceptional handlers not only lend a hand in serving your guests but also ensure those Insta-worthy moments are captured beautifully on your guests' phones.
A mileage fee of $3 per mile applies from 93420, although the first 50 miles are on the house!
Get ready for an event sprinkled with joy and quirky charm!
Get in touch.
Want to kick it with our fuzzy amigos? Share your deets and we'll get back in a jiffy. Our burros are itching to make your day quirky!
FAQs
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They live with us on our ranch in Arroyo Grande! These lucky little guys rule the roost bossing around chickens and draft horses alike.
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Priced at $975 for two donkeys or $875 for one, each rental includes a dedicated handler. Our handlers not only assist in serving guests but also help capture those Instagram-worthy moments on their phones.
When booking, a deposit of $200 secures your spot. Please note a mileage fee of $3 per mile applies from 93420, with the first 50 miles complimentary.
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It’s time to get creative! Churro Burros, Whiskey Donkeys, Jarritos Burros or even fans to beat the heat. Each of our charming burros is equipped to carry 2 baskets, each capable of holding up to 12 beer bottles.